Although I never actually stepped foot inside this restaurant, I can’t comment...– 1-star review of Pizzeria Mozza by Christa K. (via fuckyouyelper) I asked for shit yelp reviewers say. @benlee delivered.
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Never half-ass two things. Whole ass one thing.– There’s a strong Product lesson in here from Ron Swanson (via arainert) Mark this baby done.
Did I just step on the world’s tiniest violin? Boo hoo.– - The New Yorker, “Plagiarism, Copying, and Creativity” This is the best trash talk I’ve ever witnessed in my life. It was in response to an apology post from Quentin Rowan, a writer who plagiarized his whole novel, “Assassin of Secrets” from 34+ sources. He claimed...
My mom played with foursquare for about thirty seconds, found Explore, and said...– One of my coworkers, Jed, just made my day.